When you're a dad, or even simply a husband, the frustration needs to go somewhere.
Look, I'm not advocating a rage-filled life. But we all know that arduous spousal "discussions," soiled diapers, napless disasters and an array of other issues make for anger now and again.
We also all know that violence against people and personal property is unacceptable. So what's an acceptable place to which the anger can escape?
Mr. Rogers probably would tell you to sing a silly song. But, really, I don't know anyone who enjoys silly songs when they're angry. You just don't see a lot of physical assault prevention attributed to Raffi.
A therapist might prescribe slowly counting to 10. By the time I get to 3, I'm usually throwing my hat across the room.
Many people would suggest a solid hour at the local gym. This is a bit closer to a real antidote, but it's still too vague, at least for me. You see, lots of stuff at the gym doesn't get my blood moving. For example, a slow jog on a treadmill in front of a tiny TV is not unlike enjoying a leisurely picnic in a meadow as deer drink from a picturesque stream in front of you.
Deer watching doesn't drain the anger.
You know what does? Redirecting 200 pounds. Actually, the amount doesn't even matter. Whether it's high-repetition sets of bicep curls with relatively light dumbbells or 2 sets of four on the bench press, lifting weights while testosterone-soaked rock music fills your ears like rushing water is highly beneficial.
Actually, the music is the real key. I've tried and tried to lift with sports radio show podcasts on my iPod. What I've found over and over is that listening to Tim Kurkjian comment on the history of baseball sort of kills the snarl.
The snarl is your friend. It's the release valve for your anger — a valve that is opened by tasty guitar riffs, excessive bass, incessant drums and guttural screaming. Musical tastes certainly vary, but I can't imagine opening the valve by way of The Eagles, Brittney Spears, Jay-Z or Justin Bieber (note to all big-box gym chains.)
Picking up heavy steel and setting it in a different place is great enough on its own, but combining it with thunderous tunes is wondrous. You'll find yourself punching the air, yelling at the wall and woofing instead of breathing.
And at the end of your hour stint, you'll feel better — and more equipped to handle the tough parts of responsible adulthood.
Sometimes you gotta release the valve.
Monday, July 12, 2010
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Boy did the gym help me! Certainly worked better than whiskey.
ReplyDeleteI think Mister Rogers would give you a full vote of confidence for this release. Afterall, he was OK with "punching a bag" and "pounding some clay or some dough."
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